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By The Book by Graeme Sandford

By The Book (150 words max. challenge)   It read:     ’Buy the bestselling author of MacCafferty’s Cat (soon to become a fantastic slow-motion picture) and MacCafferty’s Other Cat.   Heimlich...

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To Whom It May Concern… by Graeme Sandford

  To whom it may concern…   Please can you excuse *insert name here* from having to endure any amount of seriousness today as he / she is currently recovering from a bout of intense thinking which...

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A Poet’s Passionate Plea to His, As Yet Unpenned, Poem

Rise! You poem of a difficult birth; And rhyme, you creation, with all forms of hilarity and mirth; Seek fulfilment in the order of your words of wonder; Satisfy the needs of one whose poetic muse has...

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To Wkomsoever may find this…

She scratched the words in onscreen ink of a dubious link to a suicide note To be affixed to the helloed hem of a Facebook page – or an unfollowed blog - Then forgot to post. She’d never meant to be…...

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In A Word – It’s Absurd (Diarised) by Mike Adams

  In A Word, It’s Absurd – Mike Adams D’you know I’m being diarised now that’s a first for me the consultant comes to see me on Friday, half past three Yes, I’m really being diarised What’s that? I...

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Waiting For GodKnowsWot!

Dramatis Personae Carrot Turnip Mr. Whippy Horse Smallboy     Act 1   Scene     Bus Stop in the wilderness.   SD:         Carrot and Turnip are waiting at the bus stop.   Carrot:   Is that you?...

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Holmes’ And Watson’s Quiet Day

   “I say, Watson.”   “Ah, what is it, Holmes?”   “We haven’t had a case in four weeks, and I’m getting itchy feet.”   “Oh! Errm… well, Holmes, there’s some ointment in the kitchen cupboard: I’ll get...

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An Idiot’s (me) Guide to Sorrento (the one in Italy)

As travelled through, round, over, above (which is almost the same) and beyond (which could be everywhere else) by our team (of one, hardly a team) of intrepid explorer (hardly in the Dr. Stanley...

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Moving on Up!

Reblogged from Junkitlove: It's time, it's time, it's time. That's been ringing in my head for a few months now. But my heart took a minute to catch up. When I was 16 I met a fella who'd just come out...

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A Brighter State Of Mind (a parody) by Graeme Sandford

Props Table Chair Starbucks Mug (large) & contents Starbucks’ receipt Tray? Waterstones carrier bag (containing book – title?) Coffee Drinker (1) Biscotti (1) Menu  I was wondering about song...

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Poetry Scurvy

I am not worthy: I suffer from poetry scurvy! Too many times I have forsaken the rhymes That to me are like limes.   I come out in blotches… and rashes… splotches and spots… If I don’t write, and...

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Two Thursday Poems (yes, two) By Graeme Sandford

Thursday Meanderings Thursday; again! I can’t believe that it’s Thursday! Again! I have difficulties believing in lots of things, Though I am assured that they do exist…   Shall I make a list?   No?...

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Peruvian Pachyderms

I was attending a worship workshop on-board a warship in Worksop… when… Peter Pitter, Patrick Pitter’s patronising papa, pounced, then pronounced! “What do you think of the plight of Peruvian...

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Haikus?

Haikus Five, seven... and five; That's seventeen syllables: What else do I do? Oh, they must make sense; Be poignant, full of meaning But, what about rhyme! No need for a rhyme? Well, surely, that...

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Charlotte Green’s Voice

My hands are sweating, my throat is dry, There’s a quickened breathing, then a softened sigh, I’m in love, and in this matter I have no choice, I have been smitten by… Charlotte Green’s Voice   Beside...

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The ‘Toe-in-the-Water Radio Show – Episode the One!’ 08-09-2013

The ‘Toe-in-the-Water Radio Show – Episode the One!’ 08-09-2013 have a listen! I have to go for a lay-down! G:)

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The ‘Toe-in-the-Water’ Radio Show – Episode the One! 08-09-2013

The ‘Toe-in-the-Water’ Radio Show – Episode the One! 08-09-2013 http://youtu.be/9ITJL7OAM7c   New ‘Old Style’ Radio Show with a little help from me, my friends, my musical friends and supporters – we...

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To All the Hours I've Blobbed Before...

Reblogged from My Blooming Creative Business Journey: I've been beating myself up! This has been going on for far too long and has, in fact, become a deeply ingrained and not very pretty, habit......

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Bear With Me

“Bear with me…” she quothed.  I seethed inside, but, kept my outward calm.  With her mobile jammed against her head,  its radio-waves slowly mushing her failing brain,  She warbled on about some...

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Grant Sharkey meets Toe-in-the-Water!

Grant Sharkey meets Toe-in-the-Water! Trailer for the next Toe-in-the-Water Radio Show with Grant Sharkey adding a zing!

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